New Years Resolution:
- Eat healthier (Scarlett, just try. Take baby steps)
- At least exercise 30 minutes a day (you need it scar! You want to fit in those jeans don’t you?!)
- Draw more portraits and fill it up. (so that you can show off that sexy sketchbook. People will think you have talent!)
Sometimes people do these good deeds that remind me how much of an absolute cunt I am.
I want Yogurtland.
My friend once said,
“A platypus is God’s fuck up”. And can I say, that was the most genius thing I’ve ever heard!